Oh God! I am doing absolutely EVERYTHING I can to keep clean! I change my underwear several times a day and wash my butt that often too! I change the bed every second day. I bought a steamer and steam the bed and the whole house! I don't leave ANY food on the counters without a lid. I wash my hands a hundred times a day and scrub under my nails. Have I forgotten anything???
How can they still be alive and well and living in my butt????