Thank You
..for the wonderful set up.
"I own my own home I have many friends and a great family I live in the country in a beautiful wooded setting !"
What are the odds that a donkey would live in a rural setting? As far as friends and family, hostages don't count.
"You better get out of mom and dads place and do something wth your life IC or you fate is set to live like the fool called tellirude!"
I am semi retired after a very successful career and good investments. My motto has always been ...work smart, not hard. I live in a natural, wilderness setting, off the grid (accept internet) where I grow my own food. Not the life of a donkey, but it works well for me.
I don't have any artificial lawns so that rules out the need for you at this point to keep the grass down. I could use a pack mule though. Scribble me a resume. ;-)
"I'd rather be a jackass on a farm then live like him at ground zero, a place that would do the rest of the world a favor if it didn't exist at all!"
You have manifested your wish it seems.
"Yah IC I'll take my jack ass life any time over you pitiful souls!"
Enjoy your "jack ass life." You created it. ;-)