BIG NEWS! I'm so excited!

Folks, just a short time ago, I wouldn't have given you a nickel that this stuff works. I was in agony with a blocked colon and looking to going to the hospital. I took the suggestions from some dear, caring people on this board and here is what I did and what happened. I had been on the parasite cleanse for four days prior. I have also started the B&P shakes yesterday and today, 2 each day. While in my agony night before last, I drank one cup of dieter's tea. I literally followed up with quarts of water. Yesterday morning hot water with lemon. Ok, I spent all day yesterday in the bathroom, only doing water squirts, no feces to speak of, just some very loose mush and water. Was so gassy, there were times I didn't make it to the pot without squirting. Remember, I said I was going to have to get some Depends!
This morning I had hard little lumps again....BUT they looked like they had something more than your average poop in them. (I hope you never find out my real identity!) I dug around and in one lump was a very strange looking piece of....well, it looked like gristle that is at the end of a chicken leg after you've eaten the meat off. It was grey, rubbery and about the size of a dime. There were also some pieces of black stuff (small), but I figured they were undigested raisins (I have been eating Raisin Bran). Ok, that was this morning. Took my parasite killers and later my B&P shake.
Was gassy all day, like BIG TIME GASSY. Really ticked off because I have always prided myself in being a Southern lady who does not have gas.
Well, went to church this evening dreading a gas attack in the middle of prayer. Fortunately didn't happen, but when I got home I had the urge to go and BOY, DID I EVER GO! BIG TIME! Fully formed movement, golden in color, one very long continuous DUMP. And so of course, I had to do a scientific examination. This movement contained some more of the black stuff (raisins???) and many, many little white balls that I assume are parasite eggs. I am appalled by the idea that I have parasites because I am Mrs. Squeaky Clean, but I have been to CHINA and other 3rd world countries on People to People tours (not 5 star tours but raw reality), so I'm sure I could have picked up parasites in my travels there if not here.
Anyway, I am thrilled beyond words that I found this forum, that there are such caring people who share their poop stories and got me through a horrible time. I think I've made a BREAKTHROUGH and can't wait for the next chapter. Believe this could become addictive. Simply cannot wait for the ropes and the eviction of all freeloading critters. Love and happiness to all! Lizbeth Tweet