Cerebrally speaking, you couldn't go toe to toe with a monkey with a bad case of verbal diarea. Although I would admit the sounds comming from both of you would likely be similar.
Don't flatter yourself. Your just slapping yourself with your dumbed down attitude.
I do find it interesting that you revel in your ignorance. Kind of like a kid that gets attention by banging his head against the wall.
Since when did christians slap faces anyway. Ah yes, the tell tail sign. Just another another hypocrite. No wonder you idnetify with George so much. Now I am starting to understand.