Ted is the guru for just about everything on Earth Clinic. I think he is very bright and has a lot of clinical practice. I appreciate the pages regarding borax cures (20 Mule Team Borax) http://www.earthclinic.com/Remedies/borax.html
Sorry, that's another story.
I'm surprised at the response for poor absorption of coconut oil. I know it absorbs very well into the skin. I occasionally use it for underarm deodorant. I have also used it as a facial moisturizer. I can't tell that I have anything on.
Coconut oil is an antibacterial, anti-fungal, and antiviral. I try to take 2 tablespoons a day for help with clearing fungus. If hemorrhoids are due to parasites, this could be the reason for success. Too bad that it has not worked for me. I must be a hard case. Mine are internal.