I am already the "nut" at work unfortunately... My work colleagues do not believe parasites exist in food or in us. I mentioned it on one occassion only to a group of colleagues in the context of someone eating pork for lunch; and a few days later they told me gently that they felt I needed "help", psychological help, and maybe I should look into possible paranoia. I have learned quick not to bring it up again.
Yep, when you are down in Vic let me know and would love to catch up.