Top 10 things you never wanna hear your colon therapist

Top 10 things you never wanna hear your colon therapist say during a colonic.


10. Look out! There she blows.



9. Hey should we see what that lever does? I’ve always wondered.



8. Have you ever wondered just how much water the human colon can hold? Should we do a little experiment?



7. For the life of me I just can’t remember if I changed that tubing after the last patient. Hmmm.



6. I hope we get through this session okay. Our sewer line has been backing up all day. The plumber should be here soon.



5. Go ahead…make my day.



4. I hope you don’t mind. I’ve invited a few students in to view and discuss today’s session.



3. Have you noticed? Our city water has been just awful lately.



2. Wow. Hey look!. Is that ever weird. Your belly button is filling up with water.



…..and the number 1 thing you never wanna hear your colon therapist say during a
colonic is:

Oh my God…what the hell was that!
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