gee, I dont know jonny.
She was tested and shown to have no healthy bacteria.
You were NEVER tested and assumed you did.
I'd say, on a credibility scale, she's much more believable than you are.
This is how the real world works sonny.
I know you minions want so much to believe this crap is for real.
Dont worry, and dont be embarrassed. We all do dumb things in our lives.
We dont think any less of you. Well, not ALL of us anyway.