To Paraphrase DQ...

“As I sniff my brandy by the fireside, may I present, a few congratulatory notes, to those who have so greatly supported the fascistic ideology of narcissism.”

“So my dear, Bolshevik brethren, as I waft in the Glory of my own Craps hallowed Smell, and exhort my comrades to allow myself to lead you toward a greater self indulgence than my own, I will expose myself, and allow you to see how I ingratiate myself with smugness and pomposity.”

“Dare I speak, with such eloquence? Dare I? Please permit me to, in my sincerest humbleness."

"My dearest ones, those who are my fellow comrades, to whom I speak with such glamour, I must say I do so enjoy my position on my new found heap of excrement – (the mound that my glorious mind doth ponder). The pile I so odiously share with you now, in our moment of triumph.”

“So maybe, just maybe, Hope shall arise, and lead us, to a new, way. I shall embrace this Change, with admiration, the same admiration I so cleverly attempt to conceal within myself, but for some reason keeps finding new ways to escape.”

“So shamelessly, I will congratulate all of you, but in doing so, find another wonderful way to pat myself on the back, and make it look like I said something of great worth and importance.”

“Thank you for your praise of my fabulous words of wisdom. Now I must take my bow and look to heaven for solace and peace.”

(Applause) "You are so kind."

"Enough" ( more applause)

"Enough" (applause)

"You are so kind" (bows).

"I have shown my fealty, and my love, of your liberal ways, and thus will continue to nurture my mental disorder. You have my blessings sweet ones. Good night! Ta Ta!”