A man gets onto an elevator where there are already two men having a conversation, so he steps to the back out of their way. He could hear they were having a conversation but could not make out what they were saying until the one man raised his voice to the other "yeah, but all lawyers are a$$holes!". The man in the back speaks up "hey, that is an insult!". The two other men turn to look at him and the one says "I beg your pardon, that was rude of me. Are you a lawyer" The man in the back says "no, I'm an a$$hole".