You're such a riot Molly, no wonder you have so many girlfriends. Nothing for taking revenge on the ills of the world like having a few good guffaws with a hilarious pal.
That's great equation you've got there, works for me. I hope it works for the original poster and his shark-food girlfriend.
Oh, and BTW, Miss Bloom, I like the very lovely and jazzed up profile pic you made of yourself. You look all mysterious and beautiful...yeah,... while you stuck this ridiculous bird beak on MY face!!! Now, thanks to you I've probably lost the impeccable respectability I've always had on this board. Shouldn't I remove this buffoonery at once and demand equal and fair treatment?
.....Naaaah,... I think I'll keep it up for a while. ;^}