Re: Attention Ford Car Freaks, by MH

Cars are just a way for the cops to get ya.
My Ford gives me such bad headaches (fumes?) I barely take it to the store. Biggest waste of money I ever spent. One of the worst days of my life was spent in the Ford dealership where they tried to comfort me by giving me a blue Ford teddybear, which recently my cat appropriately ripped to shreds on the front porch.