any President who doesn't get me blown up on his watch...gets an "A"

There's no getting around that, Zoe. You aren't blown up. That's a 100% score on the test. Don't throw in that "what about 911" thing. Any President alive on that watch wouldn't have forseen that...no one! Not Reagan, or JFK, or LBJ, FDR, or Grant, or Jimmy Carter, or Clinton, whoever you like from history...911 still would've happened.