Excellent!

You know you're the curezone kind of weird when:

You're excited to dig through la toilette to see what "treasures" can be found

You spend time pouring through online pictures of stuff from peoples bums and weird looking alien creatures in order to figure out what just came out of you

You actually don't mind drinking olive oil mixed with grapefruit juice

You keep the your food bill a secret, not letting your friends know how much you spend on salt (or syrup, or ACV, or coconut oil, etc)

You lick your chops thinking about lemon juice mixed with syrup and cayenne

You don't own a microwave

You won't eat anything from the grocery store

You admit that the weirder it sounds, the more likely it is to work

and finally:

You have more faith in the testimonials of a bunch of online strangers with funny names than you do in highly educated doctors!

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