man, i just want to jam all this health claims bull down the fda's throat.
hey, fda. buy some oranges from me. i swear to god they cure and prevent scurvey. i have no degree or lisence at all in any state. order some from me. they are $100 each or 6 for $500. if you eat three of them you will not get scurvy or if you already have scruvy, 6 of them will cure it. oranges are drugs. they cure disease. guaranteed or your money back.
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i would love for those idiots to haul me into court. the whole country is running from these communist mafia scumbag killers of women and children. this country is full of ignorant chickensh1ts. they are owned.