Three Cramp Night

For those of us with IBS who finds that eating 'carbohydrate foods' causes worsening symptoms, here is a replacement lyric to cheer you up.

sung to the tune of "One is the Loneliest Number" by 3DogNight:

"Carbs are the irritable-est food that you'll ever eat
Bread, Can be as Bad as Bun,
But the Worst carboHydrate is the Breaded Bun"

:)

[original -
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one