Looks like my Ascaris after Black-Walnut tincture.

I live in Texas. Most everybody who lives in Texas gets allergies sooner or later. I guess it is because of the climate here, or something. Anyways, it is my understanding that allergies are an early symptom of parasitic infection. My parents were giving me allergy shots before I reached the first grade.

Maybe I got them from the cats. Maybe I inherited them. Maybe I inhaled some eggs.
I'm pretty sure Ascaris is what killed my grandfather. I'd bet a million dollars, if I had it, that my mother has them too. I read the eggs can float around in the air. Nobody walks around with a mask on all the time. Worms are ubiquitous. Most everybody has some kind or parasite or another.

Of course, my definition of a parasite is pretty broad: Any entity living in my energy field to the detriment of my health and well being is a parasite in my opinion. And that includes unemployed relatives sleeping on my couch, eating my groceries. It would also include viruses, bacteria, fungus, protozoa, amoebas, pathogens, germs, lice, worms, arthropods, crustaceans, and what not.

How about candida, herpes, hepatitis, pinworms, Ascaris and demodex?
Ever had a vaginal yeast infection? How about acne? Guess what caused it.

Pinworms are pretty common. I've got them too. I can remember scratching my hiney when I was a kid. Memaw saw me itching myself, took me in the bathroom, bent me over her knee, and fished a worm outta my hiney. It stopped the itching.

Some people are probably afraid to fish worms out of their kids butts, for fear of being prosecuted for perversion. What is this world coming to? Why do people always blame pinworms on kids? Where are the kids getting them from? Who's responsible for preventing the kids from getting them?

Pin worms did not stop attacking me when I grew up. I do not have any kids. As an adult, however, I did learn how to tolerate and ignore pinworms. I guess you might say I developed a tolerance for the pain and itching. So eventually they drilled enough holes in my butt veins to cause hemmorhoids.

Why don't doctors tell you that hemmorhoids are caused by pinworms? Hemmorhoids are advanced cases of pinworms. Of course, I'm hypothesizing. I'm not a doctor. I'm not a scientist. But a friend of mine, who is a doctor, says that it could very well be true.

I can see worms crawling around in the protruding veins when my hemmorhoids are acting up. The reason hemmorhoids itch is because of the pinworms. I hate worms. They are programmed to turn human being into compost. I do not want to be compost. At least not yet.