Here is more info on the anus, especially for you.

How coffee enemas Detoxify the Body:

Caffeine, theophylline and theobromine, combine to stimulate the relaxation of smooth muscles causing dilation (opening up) of blood vessels and bile ducts.

The veins of the anus are very close to the surface of the tissue. The caffeine is therefore absorbed more quickly (and in a higher concentration) than it is in when coffee is drunk.

The enzymes in coffee, known as palmitates, help the liver carry away the toxins in bile acid. The coffee is absorbed into the hemorrhoidal vein (in the anus), and then it is taken up to the liver by the portal vein.

With the bile ducts dilate, bile carries toxins away to the gastro-intestinal tract.

The caffeine from the coffee is absorbed into this circulatory system and goes directly to the liver where it acts as a very strong detoxifier. It decongests the liver, and causes it to dump its toxins. It also causes the liver to produce more bile (which contains processed toxins from the liver) and stimulates the gall bladder to dump its contents which flows directly into the small intestine for elimination.

This frees up the liver, enabling it to process toxins more efficiently. The coffee only goes to the liver and does not circulate throughout the body so it does not act like drinking caffeine would.

Caffeine also stimulates an enzyme used by the liver to make its detoxification pathways. This enzyme is used to form glutathione (an amino acid), which is one of the main components that enable toxins to be eliminated via the bile into the small intestine. Therefore a coffee enema speeds up detoxification and minimizes the backlog of detoxified substances.

Importantly, enemas should not be performed more than once a week and not over a long period of time since the large bowel needs to function and normalize in between enemas.

So I need to educate myself, yet your the one who thinks that all of your health problems are due to your diet? And you never start that diet. I seriously doubt that ALL the problems you have that you have explained on here are connected to your diet. Many of them have absolutely NO connection. You just constantly try to rationalize your health issues so that you won't have to actually treat them.

And your lack of exercise sounds more like laziness. Maybe your constantly fatigued BECAUSE you never exercise.

And let's be clear, I know exactly what I'm saying and am probably much more educated than you. Just because i dont believe in dumb ass holistic and homeopathic shit, doesnt mean im uneducated. None of that crap is scientifically proven, so believing in that garbage is uneducated. I mean, your the one who wants to give yourself a coffee enema haha. Only someone like you doesn't realize how insane that is.

This forum is to say what you feel, and that's what I do. Its not to say what you think everyone wants to hear. If you want to cry about it then that's your choice. But clearly you don't have much of a life outside this forum since your treated, yet haven't even taken some time off to live a normal life.

Now I can understand why you take offense to the last post, but in the past many have reacted to comments that shouldn't be taken negatively at all.

But you won't need to cry about my posts any longer. This forum isn't going anywhere anyways, its just turned into a naturalistic/homeopathic forum, AKA an idiotic forum. And im sick of hearing people cry about what someone says on an online forum. so I'm finally outta here. Peace.