Very Strange Dream

I can't get this dream out of my mind, partly becuause I rarely have dreams that I remember, and this one was unusually cognitive (believe it or not).

I was taking what seemed to be some kind of martial arts class. At any rate, it took place in a very clean, well lit, modern studio with beautful hard wood floors and all the students were wearing white yoga pants with wrap around tops. There was a long wooden beam, about one foot wide, 3 feet high and 20 feet long in the center of the room, and the idea was you were suposed to sit on it with your legs outstreached, and move your body from one end to the other simply by ...I guess, squeezing your muscles. At any rate, there was not supposed to be any obvious movement involved. The teacher demonstrated how it was done, and he did it in the nude. (I believe once you mastered the technique you were supposed to do it in the nude.) At any rate, as I watched him perform there was total fontal nudity and several times he winced with pain when certain parts of his anatomy were pinched. He was very well endowed, and I don't believe he had any pubic hair. Other than my taking a good long look at him, there was nothing sexual about this dream. I simply observed the demonstration while thinking how difficult and uncomforable it would be, and then the class was over.

Oh yes, I seemed to remeber that my mother (who died last Sunday and with whom I had almost no contant as we were not at all close) had arranged for me to take this class, but his was a minor factor in the dream.

Any takers?