I NEED AN ADVICE APPRENTICE..."YOU'RE HIRED!"

You and your buddies need to be more tolerant. Unfortunately for you, the poster boy for the envious and bitter among Curezone whiners is...you. Envy isn't a becoming trait. Just because you can't offer insight on par with the Mtnn Mann or come up with wit on demand doesn't mean you should become bitter. It makes you look small. I'm like the big brother that you could never live up to expectations. Mom and dad wanted you to match his accomplishments, but as in most families, big brother wins out. He gets the sports awards, the good grades, the best-looking girl, the best fraternitiy, the best job interviews, the best jobs, The best wife, the best kids, the best amenities, the best life. Gotta be tough to watch. I've battled and conquored while you sit on the sidelines of life and ponder..."why couldn't that be me saying those funny lines?", "I should've jumped in there and said that". Yes, I feel your pain. Not all little brothers can be the Mtnn. Must be a crushing blow to the ego, but, such is life. We all can't be blessed in the area of wisdom. Why don't you and your buds wait by the computer and see how I answer the advice-needy and then, right after I make a point, type into the message box "I want to 2nd what MtnnDeww just said"! That way you'll accomplish two things: First, you (being on the side of logic) will be seen as having intellect and sound reasoning skills because you agree with me. That goes without saying. And second, you will (over time) begin to learn the art of being correct on any given topic. A sort of "Apprentice" learning from the Trumpster (MtnnDeww). Hanging around with the gifted can only do you good. And maybe, just maybe, I won't have to fire you.