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The Lawyer And The Banker
 
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The Lawyer And The Banker


A lawyer and a banker were fishing in a small boat when a large wave washed them overboard.

"I can't swim," cried the banker.

"Turn on your back," the lawyer said, "and float. I'll put my arms under you and tow you to shore."

After a while, the lawyer became tired and asked the banker, "Can you float alone?"

"Are you crazy?" yelled the banker. "Here we are about to drown and you want to talk business!"

 
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