Flush #10... Good, yet Strange...

Well I did number ten last weekend, about 8 or 9 days after #9. Haven't had time to post till now.

This time there were about 30 stones with a little "thinner" dimension to them. Some were 5/8 inch by 7/8 inch and some were 5/8 by 1 inch. Not as "round" in other words.

Then came the spinach. Yes, spinach.

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Now, I need to stop at this point for a minute... umm, how do I say this? When you turn around... and see "chopped spinach" floating all over the surface of the water... well you just don't know what to think.

Now, I have seen brown. I have seen tan, black, and gray. I have seen orange. I have even seen yellow. Actually it's a very "light colored" variety of the orange, but that's another story. I have seen "green-tan" and green-brown" and "gray-green" and "black-brown" and "brown-gray" and "orange-brown" and just about every color in the rainbow except purple. (Maybe that will be next.) And stones... well stones I have seen green, brown, gray, and even blue... blue like copper sulfate crystals or turquoise rocks.

But when you see DARK green "spinach" (just like that bag of chopped spinach you have in the freezer, right now) your mouth just kinda falls to the floor, and you stand there for about twenty seconds, staring. Staring at this "green goop" while your mind just kinda goes numb or blank or something. Your mind is trying to assimilate what your eyes are seeing... and it just doesn't equate. It's like a pinball machine going: "Tilt, Tilt!" Then you panic and wonder if your stomach fell off or something, so you look down and grab at your stomach to make sure it's still there. Yup, seems to be. Still trying to figure out what all this means, you decide that something must be horribly wrong, and you must be bleeding to death or something. So you look down at the floor, and there isn't blood all over. Okay... then you must be in shock, or something, and you're going to pass out any second now and fall to the floor. After all, something has to be wrong, doesn't it? I wonder if the paramedics will ever find me... I DO live alone, and I could lie here dead in the bathroom for quite a while, before anybody notices. By now, your brain is "starting to work" again, a little bit anyway... your IQ is back up to at least 3 or 4... and NOW you have it figured out: your intestines are gone! Yeah, that MUST be it! You *%#&¤?§* all your intestines out, they are lying there all over
the floor, you just need to turn around and look down and verify that this is so, and THEN you can pass out. Ok, well at least I "know where I stand" now, anyway. This seems comforting for some reason. So all this stuff flashes through your mind, you must have just pooped out something important... maybe I can just "stuff it back in there" and it will be okay... what a weird experience. Okay you get the idea. Now back to the story:
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I don't know any other way to describe it... from a distance it looks like creamed spinach. A very Dark Green, oily or greasy goo floating there, and a good two cups of it, at that! Like "slime" out of a horror movie! similar in consistency to MP that is almost liquified. Or warm Jello that is beginning to liquefy, but still has some chunks and stickiness to it. Then in a later BM, more green goo, same consistency but of a lighter green color... actually very close to the light green color of the stones we get out, that light green emerald color but htis isn't transparent, it's opaque. About 3/4 of a cup of this stuff.

I felt very relaxed during the last half of the flush, and afterwards, kinda "worn out in a good way."

Now, the question is... What's this "Spinach" stuff? I seem to remember reading a post from a long time ago about someone having this stuff, but nobody told her what it was. Does anybody know?

so what is this "spinach" stuff? Spirit? Shelley? Someone must know... I gotta know, I gotta know, I gotta know what this is. :| Tweet