No Speakah De English?

No Speakah De English?


A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her
attention is
galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I
come
once-a-more!

Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I
come one lasta time."

The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex
obsessed pig,"
she retorted indignantly. "In this country we don't speak
aloud in Public
places about our sex lives.

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abou ta
sex? I'm a
justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '."

$5 says you are going to read this again...