Armed and Ready

I'm not waiting for them to start biting me. I'm going after them now, before the moon gets full.

Inspired by Wombat's suppository recipe, I ground up several kinds of anti-parasitical herbs with my coffee grinder, strained out all the sticks until I had pure powder, made up three different worm formulas, mixed the various powders with coconut oil, poured the mixtures into little round containers that I made by wrapping tin foil around my finger, twisted the ends shut, and put them in the freezer. I am inserting them anally.

I made one that is pure Wormwood , another formula contains several vermifuge herbs, a third formula includes a variety of vermifuge herbs and bloodroot powder. Do not use the bloodroot suppositories unless you have a couple of hours to rest. It is some kind of heavy duty stuff. BR goes after worms like crazy. The kind of worms I have are mean. They bite hard and burn when they are dying. BR goes after them quick too. When they feel it coming, they will make you poop, even if you've been horribly constipated. The die off is very intense. Be prepared to moan and groan and dance around the bathroom. After you void, put in another one. Keep doing this until you are able to hold one. The intense sensation will pass. Leave one in over night if possible.

If you have hemorrhoids, you must support your anal sphincter to keep from aggravating them. Do not aggravate your hemorrhoids. It is too miserable. Push the area surrounding your sphincter inwards with your fingers while you void. Do NOT strain too hard. Strain only little bit. Use your fingers to push on the area around your anal sphincter and create the majority of the void. In other words, pretend your anal sphincter is a great big pimple, and you are going to pop it with your fingers. Make the poop pop out of you like a pimple.

Do this in a squatting position. If you are small enough, put your feet on the toilet seat and squat over the toilet. If you are too large to stand over the toilet and squat, put a couple of small foot stools on either side of your toilet and stand on them. You will void more completely in a squatting position.

It has been over a year since I got so much small debris out, and never this much at one time before. A couple of big worms have died too.

I even had a strange compassionate thought with regard to worms. The thought was, "They don't like living in us, any more than we like hosting them. They just don't know how to get out of us, or where to go, where they would be welcome. We need to pray for these worms to find a good home, where they can do some good, and fulfill God's plan. Adios. Vaya con Dios. "

I'm gonna clear them all out of me. I declare. I decree. They are leaving me. Now. And so it is. Amen.