mentalLimit, we don't always get a chance to get in here, but sooner or later,this forum gets activity. I just read your experience and do not think you are a quack or retard.
Have you ever read the book , "Fire in the Sky" by Travis Walton? He experienced the same light-- and being lifted up and is also not believed by many. His experience was something he does not want to relive either.
My only suggestion for you for the future is to pray for God's shield of protection around you as you go about your chores. And if you find yourself in this same situation again, to call on Jesus Christ to intervene and ask your guardian angel to make them leave you alone. I've had an experience in the past where I did pray for Christ's help, and the help came fast!- you have to ask for it and expect it.
In one way, I believe God did intervene for you that day the cops came.