Re: Vous?

I see you have become completely spoiled in my absence!  This was bound to happen, as I suspect you have been putting more than just iodine in your salve (voodoo love root oil #9, perhaps?? I am surprised they aren't camping in your yard).

I am picturing you in a remote African village situated on a high grass throne...

(Your face paint is dripping and despite your efforts not to give your self away, your grass corset is itching the hell out of you!)

All right, I will email you praises and platitudes (and pictures of musclebound shirtless men.) 

Happy??