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shape-shifting reptiles?

You mean David Icke is running a diet clinic for reptiles?

In order to create a good conspiracy, ya gotta throw in the names of a few organizations such as Masons, Catholics, VFW, Boy Scouts, oversexed Protestants of America of somethin along that order.

A perfect start for a Conspiracy is to blame my uncle Earl since he is a member of the masons and the VFW. That would make him the perfect candidate for a conspiracy! And since he is retired from a hosiery mill I believe all hosiery mills are a Conspiracy run by the United Nations and New World Order, and anyone wearing hosiery must be involved in this Conspiracy and supporting it.

I have personally seen Uncle Earl changing shape from one of his many diets. Please call David Icke and report uncle Earl for being a shape shifter! And I suspect he may even be one of them reptillians since he had a sort of scaly eczema on his forearm once and blamed it on the poison ivy he was pulling off the fence in the back yard.

Everybody please call your local shape shifter reptiles reporting center and report uncle Earl before he shapeshifts into a couch potatoe!
Hurry while there is still time to make a tinfoil hat and hide under the bed until the matter is taken care and it is safe to come out!

Do not report him to any other organization, You can't trust any organizations anywhere, because about every kinda organization you can name are listed in some kinda conspiracy theory. Tweet