Encourager: Just For Fun (Jan.)

JUST FOR FUN…TO LIFT YOU UP!!!
Because we all need a little more laughter in our lives!!!
HILLBILLY HUMOR
Two old hillbillies were walking down a country lane when one
of them spotted a compact mirror and picked it up. The first
hillbilly said to the second hillbilly, “Sakes alive, Jake, this
here feller shore looks like somebody wees knows!” Jake took
the mirror out of his friends hand, looked into it and said, “Why
you old fool, it’s ME!”

ACTUAL MESSAGES FOUND ON CHURCH SIGNS:
DON’T WAIT FOR THE HEARSE TO TAKE YOU TO CHURCH!
FORBIDDEN FRUIT CREATES MANY JAMS!
COME IN AND LET US PREPARE YOU FOR YOUR FINALS!
IT’S UNLIKELY THERE WILL BE A REDUCTION IN THE WAGES OF SIN!
YOU’RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO STAY OUT…AND YOU’RE NOT TOO BAD TO COME IN!

THE GENIUS DOCTOR
After giving an elderly woman a full medical examination, a wise old
doctor explained his prescription as he wrote it out. “Take the green
pill with 2 glasses of water when you get up. The blue pill with 2
glasses of water before lunch. The red pill with 2 more glasses of
water before going to bed.” “Oh dear me,” the concerned old lady
replied. “So many pills…what’s wrong with me?” “You’re not
drinking enough water!” The wise old doctor replied.

BLONDE HUMOR
Two blondes got lost while shopping in a big mall. They came upon
one of those mall maps that has the lay-out of the mall. As they were
standing there looking over the map and discussing their predicament,
one of the blondes pointed to an arrow which read, “YOU ARE HERE”.
“That’s SCARY”…the other blonde gasped, “How in the world does that
sign KNOW that?”

HAPPY MARRIAGE?
After examining an elderly woman, the doctor said to her husband, “I’m
sorry to have to tell you this, Mr. Bean, but your wife’s mind is almost
gone.” “Oh, I knew it was going to happen sooner or later.” The old man
replied, “She’s been giving me a piece of it for 45 years.”

One good thing about getting old…you can sing…and clean your teeth
at the same time.
All that can be expected of anyone…is 100%!

What this New Year gives us depends a lot on what we give the New Year!
No one can go back and make a brand new start in life…but we can all start
right now…and make a brand new ending!