Old Is When...................

Old is when: Your sweetie says lets go upstairs and make love. You answer, pick one, I can't do both.

Old is when: Your friends congratulate you on your new alligator shoes, and you are barefoot.

Old is when: a sexy babe catches your fancy, and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

Old is when: Going bra-less pulls all of the wrinkles out of your face.

Old is when: You don't care where your spouse goes as long as you don"t have to go.

Old is when: You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of the police.

Old is when: Getting a little action means I don't have to take any fiber today.

Old is when: Getting lucky means you can find your car in the parking lot.

Getting old means: An all nighter means not getting up to go to the bathroom.

Old is when you are offered Super Sex, you think a minute and ask for the soup!