The Encourager(Nov) Just for fun :-)

Just For Fun…To Lift You Up!!!
Because we all need a little more laughter in our lives!!!
THE DRIVING PERMIT
A teenage boy had just gotten his drivers license. He asked his father,
who was a preacher, if they could discuss his use of the family car.
His father took him in to his study and said, “Son, I’ll make you a little
deal. If you’ll bring up your grades, study your bible a little and get
your hair cut, we’ll talk about you using the family car.”
A month later, the boy asked his dad if they could talk again about his
use of the family car. His dad said, “Son, I’ve been really proud of you.
You’ve brought your grades up, you’ve been studying the bible, but
you didn’t get your hair cut!” The teenage son said, “Well you know, dad,
in studying the bible, I realized that Samson had long hair, Moses had
long hair, Noah had long hair, and even JESUS had long hair…”
To which his dad replied…”Yes son, and they WALKED everywhere
They went!” J
THE FARMER AND THE PIG
An old farmer was driving down the road with a pig in the front seat of
his truck, when a cop pulled him over. The cop asked the farmer, “Don’t you
know it’s against the law to ride with a pig in the front of your truck?”
“Well, no sir, I sure didn’t!” The old farmer replied. “Well, where are
you going?” The officer asked. “To Memphis!” The farmer replied.
”Well, I’ll let you go, but you’ve got to promise me that when you get to
Memphis, you’ll take that pig to the zoo.” The farmer promised he would.
A couple of days later, the officer spotted the same farmer going the other way
with the pig still in the front seat of the truck. “I thought I told you to take
that pig to the zoo.” The officer demanded when he pulled him over again.
“I did!” Said the farmer. “And we had so much fun, we’re on our way to
Six Flags now.” J
SENION DATING
An 85 year old widow went on a blind date with a 90 year old widower.
When she got home, she told her daughter she would never go on a date
again. “Well WHY?” Asked the daughter. “Well, I had to slap that old
fool 3 times.” The old woman replied. “Oh my goodness!” The daughter
replied, “Did he get fresh?” “No,” the old woman continued, “I thought
he was dead!” J
THE SUNDAY SCHOOL LESSON
A teacher asked the children in her Sunday school class, “If I had a big
garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me in to
Heaven?” “NO!” The children all yelled.
“If I cleaned the church every week, mowed the yard, and kept everything
neat and tidy, would THAT get me into Heaven?” Again the children all
yelled, “NO!”
“Well then, if I were kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and
loved my neighbors, would THAT get me into Heaven?” “NO!” the children
yelled. “Well then, how can I get to Heaven?” The teacher asked. And from
the back of the class, a little 5 year old boy yelled, “You gotta be DEAD!” J