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A business man got on an elevator.
When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who
greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."
She looked puzzled, and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more
slowly.
He again answered, "S-H-I-T."
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so, she
smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as
possible, "T-G-I-F."
The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain,
"'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it,
duuhhh?"
The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."