Jokes from The Encourager...Oct. issue

SEE YA LATER
An elderly farming couple rose early one morning to begin
their daily chores as usual. But just as the old farmer was
going out the door, his wife said, "You know Pa, Bertha told
me that when Elmer leaves each morning for the field, he stops
and gives her a big old kiss...why don't you ever do that?"
Old Mr. Jones stopped, scratched his head and said, "Well, I
don't KNOW Bertha all that well...but I guess I could."
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TICKETS PLEASE!!!
An elderly couple was going on their first ocean cruise.
They had to take a plane cross country before ever boarding
the cruise ship. But while they were standing in line to
board the ship, Ma said, "Pa, I sure do wish we had brought
the piano." "Well, why in the world would you say a silly
thing like that?" Pa asked. "Because the cruise ship tickets
are on top of it." Ma said.
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THE HEARING AID
An old man was telling his neighbor that he had just bought
a brand new hearing aid that was supposed to be state of the
art. "Oh really," replied the neighbor, "What kind is it?"
Looking at his wrist watch, the old farmer replied, "Oh, it's
12:30!"
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BASEBALL IN HEAVEN
Two old men had been best friends for many years and both had
lived well into their 90's. But one day, one of them suddenly
fell deathly ill. His friend came to see him on his deathbed
and they were reminiscing about their long friendship when the
friend asked the dying man, "Listen Herb, when you get to Heaven,
do me a favor. Find some way to let me know if there's baseball
in Heaven." Herb assured Willard he would. So a few days after
Herb passed away...he came to Willard in a dream. He said, "Willard,
I came to give you some good news and bad news about baseball in
Heaven." "Well, what is it?" Willard asked. "The good news,"
Herb continued, "is there definitely is baseball in Heaven...but
the bad news is...you're pitching on Wednesday."