Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers

This one is for everyone who:

a) has kids
b) had kids
c) was a kid
d) knows a kid
e) is going to have kids

I was packing for my business trip and my 3-year old daughter was having
a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy, look
at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers
in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to
eat them before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring
at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, "What's wrong, honey?"
She replied, "What happened to my booger?"