Live what you preach
Live what you preach
Two cars were waiting at a stoplight. The light turned green, but the
man didn't notice it. A woman in the car behind him is watching traffic
pass around them. The woman begins pounding on her steering wheel and
yelling at the man to move. The man doesn't move.
The woman is going ballistic inside her car, ranting and raving at the
man, pounding on her steering wheel and dash. The light turns yellow and
the woman begins to blow the car horn, flips him off, and screams
profanity and curses at the man.
The man, looks up, sees the yellow light and accelerates through the
intersection just as the light turns red. The woman is beside herself,
screaming in frustration as she misses her chance to get through the
intersection. As she is still in midrant she hears a tap on her window
and looks up into the barrel of a gun held by a very serious looking
policeman.
The policeman tells her to shut off her car while keeping both hands
in sight. She complies, speechless at what is happening.
After she shuts off the engine, the policeman orders her to exit her
car with her hands up. She gets out of the car and he orders her to
turn and place her hands on her car then handcuffs her and takes her to
the Police station where she is fingerprinted, photographed, searched,
booked and placed in a cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approaches the cell and opens the
door for her. She is escorted back to the booking desk where the
original officer is waiting with her personal effects and says, "I'm
really sorry for this mistake. But you see, I pulled up behind your car
while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you,
and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the "Choose Life" license
plate holder, the "What Would Jesus Do" bumper sticker, the "Follow Me
to Sunday School" bumper sticker, and the chrome plated Christian fish
emblem on the trunk.
Naturally I assumed you had stolen the car."