you are too funny. the situation isn't though. unfortunately, i had pneumonia and was given soooooooo many steroids that what was slowly happening to the facial hair, started like gangbusters. now, i just shave every other day and pluck in between. it's a bummer but it has to be done. and let me tell you, until i found this site, i thought i was the onlyone in the world that faced this problem. i feel so much better about this now. the biggest drawback though, is my 3 month old grandson. i shave like crazy before i see him. i want him to remember a soft snuggle cheek not a day old stubble that hurts his little face.