OMG! I've got ADHD!

"Number one is often fidgets or squirms; two is trouble staying in one's seat; three is easily distracted; four is can't wait one's turn; five is blurts out answers; six is trouble following instructions; seven is can't sustain attention; eight is shifts from one activity to another; nine doesn't play quietly; 10 talks excessively; 11 interrupts; 12 can't listen; 13 loses things; 14 does dangerous things, thrill seeking and so on."

and so does everyone I know!