Re: Enough Is Enough! You're Not Really Gonna' Elect Anowd!

No, most Californians are NOT Republicans. Most "native" Californians are. These are people that own farms and have passed businesses from generation to generation. Probably, 1 in 40 is a native. I always figured that the rest of them were East coast loosers who drifted West looking for acceptance and when they got to the Pacific, they couldn't swim. By the way, since "you" brought it up, I dug the following out of my email trash:

Doctors List Best Colonoscopy Lines

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was
performing their Colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before!

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Oh boy! That was sphincterrific!"

5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

6. "You know, in Arkansas we're now legally married."

7. "Any sign of the trapped miners Chief?"

8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

10. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"

11. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

12. "You used to be an executive at Enron didn't you?"

And the best one of them all...

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is in fact not up there.

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