theories

what do you think of freud's theories? well, we know he had a one track mind, read one of his analasys' below:

FREUD'S MESSED UP ANALASYS OF THE HUMAN PSYCHE

write down the following without looking at the bottom,
or else the analasys won't be accurate.

1. Name a relative of the opposite sex

2. Choose your favorite color amongst the following: Green, Blue, Black, Red,
Yellow, Purple, Brown, Orange, White

3. The first initial of your first name

4. Month of birth

5. Name a friend of the same sex

6. Favorite number

7. Favorite climate: Desert, Tundra, Taiga, rain forest

8. What do you like better? Ocean or Lake

9. Write down a true wish/desire in your heart.

After writing the answers to the above questions, take a look at what Dr. Sigmund Freud's
analasys of you is.




For question #1, You most likely have an Oedipus or Electra complex with this person. You
are secretly in love with them, but are in denial right now and are supressing your
lustful feelings.

For question #2, If you chose
Green: you are a maosochist by nature, and like to be hit in foreplay
with the person in question 1.

If you chose
Blue: you have many mood swings with person in question #1. you get jealous of this
person easily and have a sexual obsession with them.

If you chose
Black: you like sex in the dark, and have a macobc feeling about it with the person in
question 1.

If you chose
Red: you are the sadist who wants to inflict pain during intercourse on the person in
question 1.

If you chose
Yellow: you have very lose morals and often get person in question 1 jealous of your
fings and one night stands with others.

If you chose
Purple: you want to have intercourse with person in # 1 until you turn this color.

If you chose
brown: you like to have intercourse with person in # 1 in wide open earthy places.

If you chose
orange: you want to have intercourse with person in #1 in the produce section.

If you chose
white: you want to defile a holy church by having intercourse with person # 1 in
a chapel.

For question #3, if the first initial of your first name begins with
A-R: also the first initial of the first place you had sex with person in question 1.

S-Z: you have a less than 50% chance of having intercourse with person in question 1.

question #4, if your month of birth was:
Jan - Apr: you will break up with person in question 1 and find someone else to have
an Oedipus or Electra complex about.

May - Aug: you will get much sex with person in question 1.

Sep - Dec: you will have a child with person in question 1.

For question #5:
This person wants to steal person in question 1 away from you.

For question #6: Whatever number you chose is the amount of times you want to have
intercourse with this person in question 1 a month.

For question #7: Whatever climate you chose, will be a place with this climate that
you want to move to with person in question 1.

for question #8: whatever one you chose, is the place you wish to have a honeymoon
with person in question 1.

for question #9: This wish or desire you have will most likely not come true, and you
will continue thinking of sex with person in question 1.

Well, that's freud's analysis of you. quite a pervert isn't he? many strange psychologist
nut cases out there.