Re: Howard Stern - On Air - MC Recap (transcript)

This is is a sample of the May 24, 2003 Show, where robin reveals losing wieght via Master Cleanser... This portion of the transcript comes from www.MarksFriggin.com..
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Gary came in and brought up how good Robin looks and how great she's done losing weight. Howard told him he was making too much of a big deal out of it though. Robin told Howard she likes the compliments she's been getting. Stuttering John said her breasts look great these days as well. Howard tried to get Robin to talk about her weight loss but she said there's really not an easy explanation. Robin said she had a complicated situation and was dying so she had to do something about it. She eventually broke down and told the guys what happened. She said that she just stopped eating all food. She said she gave it up for 21 days! She claims she suffered from Infmamatory Syndrome. The guys wondered if she took IVs or something. That was a negative. Robin said when she ate her food would just lay in her digestive tract and wouldn't come out so she starved herself. She also said she has a hypo-thyroid condition and that doesn't help. She said she only eats on special occasions now. Robin said she has eaten this week, maybe five days. She said she has one meal a day or so now. She said her body is now able to process food so she can eat a little bit here and there. She said she can't eat bread or dairy products or most fruits. She's eating nuts, salads and a little fish. Last night she had a lobster tail and a salad. Robin said she lost 60 pounds in just a few months and it was pretty drastic. Gary asked her how hard it was to fast for 21 days. Robin said it really wasn't bad and it actually felt good to just not eat. She said she felt better not eating. Stuttering John said this was great news and all fat women should listen to this. Robin said she did have a drink she used during that 21 day fast of hers. She said there's water and a little lemon juice and no special powders or anything like that. She said someone did give her this tip about how to lose the weight and it was someone on the show. Robin said every person is different and no one should be eating the same thing as others. You have to choose what's best for you. Howard wanted her to talk about this special drink she was using but she wouldn't give him the details. Howard wanted someone to steal it so they could have it analyzed. She said she'll one day reveal that information but not today. Howard took a break after not being able to get anymore info out of her.

Howard came back from break and said they figured out who the celebrity was who turned her life around. He said it was David Blaine who fasts before the stunts he pulls. Robin told Howard he could be right... then she said she thanked him for what he did for her. Howard also mentioned that the drink might be the same thing he drinks before his stunts which contains lemon juice, cayenne pepper and maple syrup. Robin said the drink is a high alkaline content drink that does something to the body to help it along. Howard said he doesn't care what Robin drinks as long as she's happy and cheerful on the air. Robin said that Robin Radzinski from E! would see her drinking this yellow drink and would take guesses at what it was. She said she'd say ''Okay, that's deer piss'' and stuff like that when she'd see the yellow drink. Howard congratulated Robin again and told her she should work on curing spinal cord injuries. Robin told Howard that the syrup has to be real maple syrup, grade B, not Log Cabin stuff.