Thank You JeShrub - I've Seen The Light!
I’m a Vietnam vet – honorably discharged.
Was on the Apollo team.
Raised 5 great kids and love all of my grand kids.
Own my home and pay taxes.
Vote in all national elections.
Do volunteer work – quietly.
Believe in a superior being.
Pray. Don’t ask for things much… Just say thank you.
Have an excellent credit rating.
Am recognized as superior in my field.
My kids call to BS, at least once a week.
I have never, once, touched my wife in anger.
I tear-up when the Star Spangled Banner or Taps is played.
Love to attend air shows.
Have flown a C-5 simulator.
Am so proud of my loved-ones now serving our country.
BUT, ACCORDING TO THE NEO-CON BUSHIES, I’M A COMMUNIST, TREASONESS, TRAITOR..
GEE, THANKS MR. BUSH – I’LL ATTEMPT TO GET MY ACT TOGETHER. REALLY SORRY!