I tend to simplify Republicans even more. A former friend and work colleague came into the office fuming because "some inconsiderate woman" had lit a match in the restroom. She continuted on her rampage about how disgusting this woman was to try and hide her smoking in the toilet. I asked her if she smelled any cigarette smoke. Her response was no, because the match hid the smell.
I had to slow down the conversation so that her republican mind could understand. I asked her if she could think of anything in a restroom that might have an unpleasant smell.
This to me is typical Republican. You have someone going out of their way to be considerate of others in a restroom, and the REpublicans chastise them and puts forth their infamous judgemental theory of "bleeding heart liberals label"