Food questions concerning candida (a little joke...)

I came accross this when on my candida diet, it really helped to get my sense of humor back when the food decisions got me down. Hope it helps you, too. Stick it out , you'll see that things will get better again!

FOOD YOU CANNOT EAT
Meat, cheese, butter, dessert, processed food, fried food, food with skins, restaurant food, food your mom made, food from packages, food shown in commercials, food containing flavour, food being carried around on trays at wedding receptions, appetizers, snacks, munchies, breakfast, lunch, dinner, take-out food, drive-thru food, pina coladas, any food with a phrase such as “GOOD LUCK HERB!” written on it in frosting.

FOOD YOU CAN EAT
Natural spring water (tested, unsweetened), low- fat Celery and okra, wood chips.