Breaking news on the osama bin laden afgan front osama who?

In case American's have forgot this is supposed to be a war against osama isn't it? oh I forgot its a war against saddam now or is it the "axis" of evil,... no wait its the war against the french ..vivala freedom fries. Well now that some of the distractions are working so well upon the American people, I have this to report fresh off the press. It appears that during the not so long ago, but already forgotten war against Osama bin laden (former CIA operative) that the E.U is investigating the WAR CRIMES of American SOLDIERS who killed an estimated 3000 P.O.W talibans. Many of these TALIBAN P.O.W's were shot with their hands behind their back after they were transported from a P.O.W camp to a mass grave. The E.U is trying to get their hands on a General responsible for the apx 50 American soldiers that were responsible for the massacre. Unfortunalty the American Generals cannot guarantee the saftey of the individual eye witnesses to the operation and many have suddenly dissappeared.(Most likely murdered) If one wants more details I will post more.