penis leans to the left

Does anyone know of a way to straighten your penis? My penis leans to the left, I think this is because I spank the monkey with my right hand. So over the years I guess the muscles have been stretched on one side and tighten on the other. I tried to spank the monkey with my left hand, but it's not the same. This is not a major issue, I can live life with my penis pointing to the west - just wondering if there were any suggestions.

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