Oh, hahaha, phew, that was funny.

How would he feel? let's see, he replaces sex for self-gratification for the rest of his life. My god, I was about to cry thinking of it...sex is THE MOST IMPORTANT THING in a man's life. I just had to say it, some men don't think about sex as "all that" anymore, but that's a very small group! If sex wasn't "all that", women wouldn't be able to bribe men anymore, heh.

Now, unless this guy is getting it elsewhere, and you're letting him, I'll have to send this guy a condolence letter, because he AIN'T lucky, AT ALL.

PS, I'm not sure if you're a man or a woman from the way you wrote your post, because I wrote it to a woman, but if you're a man, you're not alone man... ©†ƒ……•™¼‡_Original_Message_¾€š½ž¢«»¬ï°©

How would he feel? let's see, he replaces sex for self-gratification for the rest of his life. My god, I was about to cry thinking of it...sex is THE MOST IMPORTANT THING in a man's life. I just had to say it, some men don't think about sex as "all that" anymore, but that's a very small group! If sex wasn't "all that", women wouldn't be able to bribe men anymore, heh.

Now, unless this guy is getting it elsewhere, and you're letting him, I'll have to send this guy a condolence letter, because he AIN'T lucky, AT ALL.