Oh my God - I can so totally relate to this! Thanks for the great laugh - what a cute poem! I've already printed it out and taped it to my computer ;)
I may not have photographs of stones and ropes, but I do talk about curezone a lot, and it's always so much fun to watch the expressions of others when I do. I remember when I first discovered curezone, I couldn't believe how much people talked about their bowel movements, and in such great detail, and with such relish. Now I'm doing it too! I love this place.