No Place like Home

There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place....'
Aunt Nee: Wake up, honey.
Ash; There's no place like home. There's no place like home. No place.....
Aunt Nee: dear, It's your Aunt,darling.
Ash: Oh, Auntie Nee, it's you!
Aunt Nee: Yes, darling.......you just had a dream.....
Ash: No. But it wasn't a dream. We were projected on a big screen, with everyone watching us, then we were at a place by the seaside, and Tracey was there and me with my Beloved - and all the other peas from the pod, we were at an open studio and writing lots of books and pitching lots of tents and we had many official vessels to contain the navel seamen and you - and you - and even T & A and that Jerk Tofu was there.
Aunt Nee: Oh, we dream lots of silly things when we -
Ash: No, Aunt Nee, this was a real, truly live place. And I remember that some of it wasn't very nice - but most of it was beautiful.
But just the same, all I kept saying to everybody was, 'I want to go home!' And they sent me home. Doesn't anybody believe me?

Uncle Nee: Of course we believe you, Ash.
Ash: Oh, but anyway, Maxie we're home! Home! And this is my room - and you're all here!
And I'm not going to leave here ever, ever again, because I love you all!
And - Oh, Auntie Nee, there's no place like home!!