The Great Canadian Dictator....

The Canadian
Hey
I am not a lumberjack, or a fur trader, I am a Liberal
I don't live in an igloo, I live at 24 Sussex Drive
I don’t eat blubber, or own a dogsled, I eat caviar and fly a Bomardier
I don’t listen to Ralph from Alberta or Ernie from Ontario, although I am quite certain they are right.
I am Quebecois
We do not have a President and I am the Prime minister
I don’t speak English nor American
but I say what I didn’t mean in French, I think
I say “A legacy is a legacy. What kind of legacy? Good in my mind. Bad proven by time”
I can proudly drive my car with its Canadian license plate until I cross the border
I believe in taxation without representation,
political patronage appointments , unelected Senatators and judges
and Bilingualism as long as Quebec is exempt,
A Kyoto Accord is not an automobile
A boondogle is something useless that costs a billion dollars.
Desert camouflage uniforms can be painted on site
A SeaKing is a helicopter that falls from the sky
A Canadian navy consists of three frigates and a couple of subs that leak
"Z" is pronounced "ZED" and no matter what we say about zee Damn Americans, I hate those bastards, they will come to our aid in our hour of need
Canada is the second largest land mass,
with only an army of mosquitos to protect its borders.
Quebec is more important than the rest of Canada,
More important than supporting Bush or Blair
My name is Jean and I am the "elected" dictator of Canada!
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