So... I just wanted to thank you all for indulging my argumentative side at this forum's expense a bit.
To any Christians I may have offended in my hyperbole, please accept my apologies. My argument was intended to be extreme and a bit irrational to make some points (mostly for my own entertainment, I guess). As an offering of peace, feel free to taunt me or call me a Tool of Satan or a New Age geek. *wink*
I now return you to your previously scheduled non-religious bickering.