Shrub the Zealot Subdues Proselytizing

After Newsweek exposed the fact that bible-belt evangelists were in
total control of President Bush an, therefore, the country. Carl Rove forced the President to
expose himself to a press conference with a group of hand-picked
soft ball pitchers. The only requirement - don't mention Gods'
right hand, chosen or destiny. Shrub followed orders and said
absolutely nothing!